- I've had this (cough cough) cough for more than a week (cough). I think it's the result of allergies because otherwise I feel fine (coughcough).
- It gets worse by the (C.O.U.G.H.), by the end of the day, especially (kaff kaff) if I've done too much talking.
- It's been difficult (kawfkawfkawf) to get to sleep because I can't stop COUGH COUGH COUGHING.
- I've been suspended from my weekly volunteer job helping my friend care for her delectable (cough) babies. I tried to disguise my voice on the phone (coff coff) but she caught on and took away my cuddling privileges.
- My kids think I'm about to keel over whenever I begin hacking (hack hack HACK).
- Nothing makes it go away -- not drinking water or sucking hard candies or eating ice cream, but I keep trying -- especially the ice cream.
- My head hurts.
- I can't sneak up on anyone.
Can anyone help me get rid of this horrible coughin' ?
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