But this time it's not my fault. I was in the yard, talking on the phone and pulling weeds, while the dogs played playfully and picturesquely at my feet. The chase commenced, and they leaped for each other but instead of catching each other, they crashed into me simultaneously and, moreover, at the same time. Now, I know they're small dogs, but their combined weight is more than 50 pounds; meanwhile their velocity was like this:
Do I have to tell you what happened? Do I have to explain the laws of physics? Do I have to illustrate the result of the chance encounter of immovable objects and irresistible forces? please don't make me please don't make me please don't make me
The LOOK harmless, don't they?
