Rediscovering Twitter
And here's why: I'm an indecisive hypocrite I finally figured out how to use it without making myself want to gouge out my own eyes with a melon baller.
Here's the secret:
I don't have to read anyone else's tweets.
I can tweet and tweet and tweet. My tweets can be witty, or twitty, or pithy, or twithy, or informative, or mind-bendingly hilarious, and I'll be so enticing, so alluring, that I won't have to read or follow anyone else's in order to gain fans.
You know how William Shatner has 11,843 followers, one of whom is once again The Bloggess, but he follows only 11? Or how Demi Moore Mrs. Kutcher follows only 109 Twitterers but has 1,894,424 stalkers fans? Or how Jimmy Fallon has 1,874,605 followers, but follows only 130?
Just like that.
Have you ever changed your mind?
