ME: Oh, that's %57h*d#gf&5$, Jr. in that car
Robespierre: Who's he?
ME: He's Mrs. NextDoorNeighbor's brother. He's also a DJ at K***, the oldies station.
Robespierre: I've never heard of him.
ME: Oh, you've probably heard him and just don't remember. He also works the broadcasts of The World's Worst Football Team's games.
Robespierre: How do you know that?
ME: I don't know. I just know.
Robespierre: You're scaring me.
