Ever have two, or three, or infinite opportunities that all arise on the same day? How do you choose?
Robespierre has blindsided me in the midst of Bar Mitzvah preparation, which diverges from planning a war mainly in degree of spontaneity; planning B'nai Mitzvot (plural of Bar Mitzvah. You just learned something) must be conducted many months in advance, and requires you to predict weather conditions, which of your child's friends will still be his friends six months from now, your weight, and who might be maneuvering selfishly for a share of your guest list by thoughtlessly planning competing B'nai* Mitzvot on the same weekend.
Through all stages of planning so far, we haven't encountered many conflicts. One friend is planning a Bar Mitzvah the same day but the guest lists don't overlap too much, except that Click, my sister's husband, seems to think he'll be able to attend both so the other family has offered not to invite him but I suspect he'll try to show up anyway and knowing him, he'll pull it off. Robey's Bar Mitzvah comes just after the end of the school year so we won't have to work around school nights or homework or exams. The weather in early June should be pleasant and reliable unless we run into a particularly aggressive tornado season, in which case we'll probably have more important things to worry about than lox and gefilte fish (don't ask -- you wouldn't like it). We don't have a lot of out of town friends or relatives (Hi Linda!) so I've been planning an extended weekend without devoting much thought to coordinating varied travel schedules.
But.
There's always a BUT, isn't there?
Unbeknownst to me, Robespierre's been cultivating a kudzu-like list of camp friends from out of town who absolutely MUST be invited and will most likely end up staying with us when the weekend rolls around. To further complicate matters, Robey's Bar Mitzvah date falls less than a week before the start of camp, when parents are finalizing arrangements for a two month stay at a Mediterranean resort packing trunks and duffel bags, fitting in last minute haircuts and orthodontist visits, and self-addressing stationery that will come back two months later crushed but otherwise unsullied.
Here's the equation in case you've lost your bearings, and I don't blame you because I'm rapidly losing mine and I have all most some of this stuff neatly organized in a binder:
2 3 7 13 17 Out Of Town Camp Friends
+
Event Occurring Between End Of School And Start Of Camp
=
Ruh Roh. Will ANYONE Attend Robespierre's Bar Mitzvah?
Save The Date notices. We'll need them.
Thanks for the tip, Liz.
Save the date. Hmmm. Save. The. Date. What to send that would be smart, memorable and keepable? because I'm all about mementos.
Tell you tomorrow.
Spell Check offered Banzai or hobnail.
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I vote for Banzai even if it means you're attacking the situation all wrong. ;-)
Posted by: Ivan Toblog | November 25, 2009 at 10:14 AM
Ivan: hmmm -- a Banzai Mitzvah. I like the concept.
Posted by: feefifoto | December 05, 2009 at 08:46 AM