Definitely Not A Bull's Eye: Target Let Me Down

Yoohoooo...  Target?  Hellooooo -- anybody home?  Are you paying attention?  Because it appears that you're not.

See, I visited one of your stores today to buy a whole bunch of stuff, including a gift card for a Bar Mitzvah, but all they had was this:

Or this:

 

Or this:

Or this:

 Images here, here, here, here, and here

Now, you tell me, Target, which of the above images would be suitable as a gift for a Bar or Bat Mitzvah, or a new baby, new home, birthday, or congratulations?

I'm waiting.

Still waiting.

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I ended up here:

 

Shame on you, Target.