When did giving out Valentines in school become such a big deal?
- Denial: No, you don't need to attach candy to all your classmates' Valentines. The card is more than enough.
- Anger: When I was a kid we just gave out those dinky foldover Valentines and that was enough for us. We didn't need to make a whole federal case out of Valentine's Day.
- Bargaining: What if I just get you a big lollipop and we'll forget about candy for everyone else? (see original image here)
- Depression: We're going to be in a Depression if we don't stop spending all our money indulging the entire fourth grade
- Acceptance: Fine. Go ahead and buy whatever candy you want. I'm tired of arguing. (image here)
