The Five Stages Of Valentine Candy

When did giving out Valentines in school become such a big deal?

1. Denial: No, you don't need to attach candy to all your classmates' Valentines.  The card is more than enough. 
   
2. Anger: When I was a kid we just gave out those dinky foldover Valentines and that was enough for us.  We didn't need to make a whole federal case out of Valentine's Day.


3. Bargaining: What if I just get you a big lollipop and we'll forget about candy for everyone else? (see original image here)


4. Depression: We're going to be in a Depression if we don't stop spending all our money indulging the entire fourth grade


5. Acceptance: Fine.  Go ahead and buy whatever candy you want.  I'm tired of arguing. (image here)

How long does it take you to give in?