A Poem To Noms - Oops - Moms

...with a tip of the hat to Upchuck Gluck, who planted the seed of the idea for acrostic poetry in Robespierre's subconscious.  See the acrostic?  Below?  See what it spells?

OKAY -- okay!  It says M.O.M.  That stands for "Mom."

sheesh.

A Poem To Moms

M.aking sure that you never forget to give a kiss to everyone at night

O.verly eccentric when it comes to planning parties, bringing friends in and always making sure that you are well fed

M.aking enough food to feed the whole Israeli army with leftovers

Mom, thanks for all that you have been doing for my Bar Mitzvah. The planning, the setup, the invitations and the t-shirts. I wouldn't be able to be having this without you. Love you lots and Happy Mother's Day. Love, Robespierre

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Does the Israeli Army eat leftovers?