Maybe I really have finally reached the end of the internet and it's time to turn off the computer and go outside. I've lost track of how many times I've encountered the following:
Baby laughs uproariously as Sheltie runs in circles.
Unicorn Spam is the new Other White Meat.
Holding the new iPhone1 lefthanded2 causes it to drop calls.
BP spills coffee and can't figure out how to clean it up.
Kittehs play World Cup Soccer.
Hello Kitty motor oil.
Vuvuzelas3 are loud and annoying.
Bionic British cat gets faux paws.
Photos can be pretty.
Paper can be cut and folded into shapes.
Dogs can be funny.
America's Got Talent.
Britain's Got Talent.
Vuvuzelas are still loud and annoying.
Combining Coke Zero and Mentos4 can provide an afternoon's entertainment and require an evening's showering.
Keanu Reeves is sad.
Justin Bieber5 is still out there.
Lindsey Lohan is still in trouble.
Lady Gaga dresses weird and sometimes falls off her shoes.
Vampires
Werewolves
Zombies
Someone pitched a no hitter.
Vuvuzelas are a leading cause of depression, ED and childhood obesity.
What I haven't seen too much about lately:
Poison ivy
Bananas
Olivia DeHavilland6
Chatroulette
StumbleUpon
Snow
Christmas
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Spellcheck7 suggested the following:
1Siphon
2Shorthanded
3Vulvanizes, Vulgarizes
4Pimentos
5Bilberry
6Vaudevillian, Philanderer
7Spellbound
What is the origin of this poignant self-loathing, Spellcheck?
What have you heard enough of?




